sanityscraps:

whims-of-a-feminist:

I’m not even joking he looks and sounds like my cousin o0

(Source: madthad0890)

the it is cold here but i can be naked for u perv.

(submission)

the you don’t seem to be wearing any panties perv.

the i’m gonna lie and say i have a big dick perv

the i’m not black i’m german perv

the one-balled perv.

(no really, he only had one ball. said he lost one in an “incident.”)

the “wnana see only?” perv

The I write songs about people’s anuses pervert.

the ugly couch with a flashing red light in the back that you can’t see perv

(it looked like a cop car)

the perv who doesn’t even need a clever name

(just look at him)